Woeful and Wretched

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

psychoticqueenofsarcasm:

thepathtowonderland:

wiggitawiggitawack:

seaworlcl:

what if bees sang songs when they flew by your ears

[tiny bee whisper/sings] ah ah ah ah stayin alive

im a boss ass bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch 

black and yellow black and yellow

zwampert:

klinklang:

dolphin-shoals:

klinklang:

klinklang:

you can’t spell sexy without xy

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you also can’t spell orgasm without ORAS

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And you also cant spell double penetration without DPt

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SINNOH CONFIRMED

This is the best post in the Pokemon fandom and nobody can convince me otherwise.

10knotes:

newyearnewhummus:

HEY LITTLE GUY IF ANYBODY EVER TELLS U UR DUMB DNT BELIVE THEM BC U GRADUATED I COULDN’T EVEN DO THAT GOOD JOB LIL ANIMAL

Come up with a pet name for my muse

bagendburglar:

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Please?

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

i feel terrible, i’m not rp’ing as much as i use to..tho that might be the lack of comp and net for doing that..either way. still feel bad ;x;

I am getting fed up trying to remember my yahoo password, i think i’ll have to make a new one cause i can’t remember shit.

Send me a “旦” If our muses haven’t interacted yet but you want us to change that.